The Paris and Tuvok Holonovels

After watching Star Trek Voyager's "Worst Case Scenario," in which Paris and Tuvok attempt to write a holonovel together, I was hopeful that we would see the results of their efforts in future episodes. When that didn't happen, I took matters into my own hands, and began writing these holonovels.

Tthe basic premise is simple. We're seeing Paris and Tuvok at work, figuring out the final bugs in the stories right before they turn it over for public consumption. Some of the "novels" are short, some are lengthy, and all are very, very silly indeed.

I've set the "novels" up to be read in order, as they sort of comment on one another. Just click on the first one. Or, if you prefer, just go directly to the holonovels that interest you.

Thelma and Louise / Western / Samurai

Commercial Break / X-Files

Dracula

Sesame Street / Waltons

Casablanca

Raiders of the Lost Arc

Klingons

Star Wars

Charlie's Angels

The Princess Bride

Beavis and Butthead

Classic Trek

Commercial Break / Singled Out

Fantasy Island

The Wizard of Oz

Men in Black

Commercial Break / Voyager's Funniest Home Videos

Commercial Break / Commercial Break

Highlights from Don Q(uixote) de la Continua

The Search for the Holy Grail

Aliens

Crewmen in Tights

Blues Brothers

Mr. Rogers

What's Opera, Doc?

Life of Brian

South Park

Batman

MTV

A Quiet Man

Two Fat Captains

Due South

Who Wants to Be a Lieutenant?!

Who Wants to Marry a Vulcanaire?

Voyatubbies

Queer Eye for the Tattooed Guy

Voyager Idol

Other Parodies

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